Monday, October 15, 2007

Venting

Dear Students of mine,

I'm tired of marking your shit wrong. Follow the directions I gave you so I don't have to spend so much time correcting your avoidable errors. You'll never pass organic chemistry without paying attention to our construct.

-Your overworked instructor

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Dear Neighbors with dogs,

Pick up after your dog after it craps on our sidewalks. Its really disgusting to leave it out.

-Your neighbor that is not a coprophiliac


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Dear Lost Souls Cafe,

OK seriously, must ya'll be closed on a Saturday? Everytime I walked passed by your closed gate (on a Saturday), I almost always see some dissapointed and slightly confused person look down the alley through the bars hoping that somehow you guys are really open.

-A frequent customer that would like to consume your products on Saturdays

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Dear Push Emporium,

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I HAVE SUCH STRONG CUSTOMER LOYALTY TO GET MY STUFF DRY CLEANED THERE!!!!COME BACK!!!! Where did you go?

-Deeply dissapointed to se you go

4 comments:

cindylu said...

I love open letters.

Veronica M said...

What? Wait! When did this close?

PS - Totally agree on the Lost Souls cafe thing

Urban Memo said...

Recently. Maybe a few weeks ago.

Tom Gilmore himself told me that the M.J. Higgens gallery will be taking over the space. (Not sure when).

celia said...

where do i sign that petition for lost souls to remain open on saturday?